Words that keep me company

I've ruined my sleep schedule.
I don't know how. I don't know when...well, maybe I do. I think it was yesterday.

But right now...I think this is food poisoning's fault.

I don't feel good. The dinner I ate six hours ago isn't going down well. I'm very tempted to puke.

Puke is an interesting word. I'm not sure if I like it. I don't necessarily think it's detestable enough to be on the same list as the word "moist" , but it has potential to be a contender.

Puke. Peee you cah. Pee You Cah.

You know what? I changed my mind. Yup, it's on the list now.

I have two word lists. One for words that make me giggle. And the other for words that make me shudder.

The giggle list.
1. Penal system. Hehehe
2. Kumquat....hehehe
3. Duty....sounds like doody, get it?
4. Sea men. hahahaha
5. Titillate...there's tit in the word. Come on. How awesome is that?
6. Lake Titicaca...I'm spelling that wrong, it's late, I'm in bed without my glasses,  forgive me. But come on. That is just comedy gold.

Ewwww, gross. Max just farted..,

Ok, that is so not helping my nausea.

Pulled shirt over nose to breathe past the cloud of funk.

Crap. Can't think now.

C'mon body, in or out? If you're going to keep the food in, let me know. I'd like to sleep now. Make up your mind , Stomach.

Did you know that's the most primitive of all the systems? It's like the earliest body system, the stomach. I wonder what the last was...probably the nervous system. Yeah, that would make sense. Endocrine probably close second...

Dammit,  don't feel good.

Peppermint tea. That's what I'll have to make.

K, night.